Friday, February 04, 2005

Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

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10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.