Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
contaminated monkey meat
itty bitty birdie feet
french fried eyballs, floating in a bowl of snot
And I forgot my spoon.
but I got my straw.

Who else remembers this old gross-out song? Sang to the tune of 'The old grey mare'. Apparently there are dozens of versions.

Why post this? I woke up with it running through my head. I don't know why.